A lot of important things have happened on October Fifths in History. Of utmost importance to me is the Tenebrous Birthday--namely, the Thirtieth Tenebrous Birthday which is taking place today. I will assume that you are celebrating my birthday today instead of any of these less-awesome events:
- Kate Winslet's (aka: Not-At-All-Tenebrous Kate's) birthday
- 20th Anniversary of the death of Earl Tupper, the inventor of Tupperware
- 20th Anniversary of the Brazilian constitution
- 100th Anniversary of Bulgarian independence
Just don't do anything I wouldn't do while celebrating my birthday, OK?